{"id":831,"date":"2010-05-21T14:18:57","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T13:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cine.com\/hildy\/2010\/05\/21\/canino-de-giorgios-lanthimos\/"},"modified":"2010-05-21T14:18:57","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T13:18:57","slug":"canino-de-giorgios-lanthimos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hildyjohnson.es\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Canino de Giorgios Lanthimos"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brutal.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Padre, Madre, La Mayor, La Peque\u00f1a, el Hijo\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>El gato es el peor enemigo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Los aviones caen como juguetes en el jard\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>A veces, en la piscina aparecen doradas que hay que pescar para pegar una alegr\u00eda a Madre.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Madre habla sola desde la puerta cerrada de su habitaci\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>S\u00f3lo podremos salir del jard\u00edn, al mundo exterior, cuando se nos caiga el canino derecho o izquierdo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Entonces podremos aprender a conducir y salir fuera de la valla del jard\u00edn en coche.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>S\u00f3lo se puede salir en coche.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>El mundo exterior es peligroso.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Padre y Madre nos hacen jugar y si nos portamos bien y nos esforzamos nos regalan una pegatina.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Padre nos trae las cosas que necesitamos del exterior.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Tambi\u00e9n podemos elegir c\u00f3mo pasar la tarde, por ejemplo, viendo v\u00eddeos caseros.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>A veces, viene Cristina.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Cristina se encierra con el Hijo. En el cuarto. Y practican sexo porque el Hijo lo necesita.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Cristina si la lamo me puede regalar una diadema de piedras fluorescentes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>O unas cintas de v\u00eddeo que me abren el mundo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>A veces escuchamos cantar al abuelo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Padre nos protege. Madre nos protege.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Si nos portamos mal recibimos el castigo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Me vendo los ojos, he de buscar a madre y abrazarla.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>No tengo nombre. <\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Los personajes de las pel\u00edculas tienen uno y les llaman.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Quiero que se me caiga el canino y bailar como la chica de flash dance y sentir da\u00f1o y dolor o poder re\u00edr o perder la cabeza saltando.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Cristina no ha vuelto.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Mi hermano me necesita para el sexo. Soy La Mayor.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Hay m\u00e1s mundo detr\u00e1s de la valla del jard\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Quiero llamarme Bruce y atender cuando me nombran.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Los co\u00f1os se encienden y se apagan, el tel\u00e9fono da m\u00e1s sabor a mi comida, y hay peque\u00f1os zombies olorosos y amarillos en el jard\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>El gato es una amenaza.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Da miedo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Y el Hijo acaba con \u00e9l porque nos asusta y amenaza. Nos invade. Acaba con la tranquilidad y seguridad de nuestro recinto.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Pero deseo que se me caiga el canino.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Que me peguen un pu\u00f1etazo a lo Rocky y poder sentir incluso p\u00e1nico o miedo ante un peligro real.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Quiero tener un nombre, llamarme Bruce.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>El abuelo canta en las noches fr\u00edas, y Padre nos traduce lo que nos quiere decir.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Con mis hermanos hago ejercicios en el jard\u00edn o juego a que me ahogo y tienen que reanimarme, que hacerme el boca a boca.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Padre sale todas las ma\u00f1anas y vuelve por las tardes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>El coche es mi pasaporte.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Mi salida a lo desconocido.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Me gustar\u00eda perder el canino.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>No s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 tengo que lamer para que me regalen un pedazo de realidad.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>P\u00e1same el tel\u00e9fono que la comida est\u00e1 sosa.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Apago una noche m\u00e1s el co\u00f1o.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Cristina me ped\u00eda que le lamiera el piano y el Hijo lo emplea para otra cosa.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Me llamo Bruce.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Brutal.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Esta obra est\u00e1 bajo una <\/font>licencia de Creative Commons<\/font><\/span><\/a>.<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Brutal. Padre, Madre, La Mayor, La Peque\u00f1a, el Hijo\u2026 El gato es el peor enemigo. Los aviones caen como juguetes en el jard\u00edn. A veces, en la piscina aparecen doradas que hay que pescar para pegar una alegr\u00eda a Madre. … Sigue leyendo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nCanino de Giorgios Lanthimos - El blog de Hildy Johnson<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/hildyjohnson.es\/?p=831\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Canino de Giorgios Lanthimos - El blog de Hildy Johnson\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Brutal. 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